A Christmas Quiz - some answers

The first reply: too good to keep it to myself. 

Then again, it shows what disreputable characters I have mixed with during my life!

Quiz :

                   1. Some French geezer after eating too many escargots -

                        then asking for a paper bag - quick !

                   2. The 4 Stooges.

                   3. A Devizes market trader.

                    4. Jose Mourinho, all dressed up for a night out - after being sacked.

                    5. Another market trader in Devizes wishing me a Merry Christmas

         By the way the farmers around here are very confident, and looking forward to a really good rice crop .The view from our back window is similar to yours - except it looks over acres of paddy fields.

         So it is not all bad news.

                    Best Wishes  

                                    John

               Sorry no cake left !